Why did I write you a ticket?
I’m glad you asked!
First, keep in mind that Police Officers come in all shapes, sizes, and varieties. Some are truly knights in shining armor, some are heartless, unhappy, mean individuals. Despite all the screening processes in place, I’m sad to say that a few bad apples slip through.
Here are the common responses I receive when I write a ticket and my response to each:
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